temperamental sweetheart .
(via junoox-blog)
Teacher:
What are you going to do after college?
Senior:
I don't know.
Teacher:
Well what are you passionate about?
Senior:
I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
(via pickleston)
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
(via junoox-blog)
A “Day Off” and an “Off Day” are two very different things.
Anonymous asked: Guys don't like that much makeup.
then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara